| I swam with a goat because i can see the future!!!! This time it's not an inside joke, it's sort of the response to an email that most of you who are on my site got (from Miriam) |
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| NEVER TRUST ANYONE NAMED MR. MILSAP!!!!!! AMEN!!!!!AMEN!!!!!!! |
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| ORCHESTRA DORKS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
The band geeks want to say that the people in orchestra are the geeky ones but the steriotype has always been that people in band are pocket protecter wearing geeks (the orchestra is left alone) and there is nothing that the bandies can do to change that. All they can do is get over the fact that orchestra "Dorks" rule.
i must confess that i am still battling with my addiction to these faces  |
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| I ABANDONED THE BABY IN THE RANSACKED VILLAGE.   
(it's an inside joke between me,my cousin, and her boyfriend so all those who are not Kendall or Moffles do not attempt to understand)!!! |
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| LIST OF RANDOM THINGS TO NEVER DO AND/OR BEWARE OF
- BEWARE OF THE DANCING PANSIES
- NEVER SING IN THE RAIN
- NEVER DOT AN I ON THE TWELTH SATURDAY IN JUNE
- BEWARE OF HARRY KERRY (his apperance is know to scare young children and cause heart attacks amoung the elderly)
- NEVER JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WITHOUT WASHING BEHIND YOUR EARS
- NEVER ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAND THE INSIDE JOKE "FLASHLIGHT"
- BEWARE OF OVERHEADS (if you are senor Norman)
- NEVER GET INTO AN ALTERCATION WITH A SQUIRL (you WILL lose)
- NEVER PUT YOUR FEET IN APPLESAUCE AND THEN SPIT IN IT
- NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER...Befriend Senor Norman and become his henchman and attempt to kill any stray people walking across his path. You will be hit on the head with an overhead or whatever instrument of "evil" the Trouble Twins have nearby (like a big stick, a piano, a saw, a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, or the entire state of Michigan). YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!
- NEVER ATTEMPT TO ACT LIKE MIRIAM, HANNAH, AND KELSEY FOR YOU WILL FAIL MISERABLY!!!
- NEVER ABANDON THE BABY IN THE RANSACKED VILLAGE (Moffles will beat the crap out of you)!!!!!!
-list will be updated as seen fit!
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